Why the Roanoke Colony Mystery Isn’t Actually “Solved”
The latest specimen from the “History” wing of YouTube—a video titled “Scientists Finally Solved The Roanoke Colony Mystery” by the channel First Humans—is a fascinating study in the Automated Authority Costume. Delivered by a synthetic, “sleepy” narrator whose tone suggests he is reading the final scrolls of human knowledge, the video attempts to close one of archaeology’s greatest cold cases using a collection of logical leaps that are nothing short of comical.